people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.
“no, shes ALL NINETY-NINE of them, I need a machine gun "So Much Better" ~Eminem (via reznoraudio)
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles